(slightly nsfw in case you need to know)

Christmas Music

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Tracklist:

Christmas is Going to the Dogs Eels
The Real Slim Santa Killer Spam
Santa Gonna Kick Your Ass Arrogant Worms
Lonely Christmas Eve Ben Folds
I want a Boob Job For Christmas Virgina Kegel
The Twelve Pains of Christmas Bob Rivers
Christmas Time in Hell South Park
The Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al
Santa Clause is Coming to Town Joseph Spence
A Blue Christmas Porky Pig
Walking Around in Women’s Underwear Bob Rivers
Who let the Reindeer Out? Killer Spam
I Want an Alien for Christmas Fountains of Wayne
Christmas of Love Little Isidore & the Inquisitors
Atheist Tabernacle Choir Spitting Image
Joy to the World Wing
If Santa Were My Lover Three Dead Trolls & a Baggie
What is This? Danny Elfman
Everything’s Gonna Be Cool This Christmas Eels
The First Noel Manheim Steamroller

‘Cornucopia Radio’ returned to the airwaves of Sheffield Live! 93.2fm on the 31st of October to present another six hour ‘Halloween Marathon’, starting at 1am and finishing at the first light of 7am. The show featured brand new original short stories, plays, monologues, sketches and Halloween music.

Instead of giving you the full six hours; on this page you can listen to a special one hour production of all the best bits from the entire evening: (Warning: this programme might contain material some people could find offensive)

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The Halloween Special 2009:

Halloween Special

Credits: Produced, Written and Edited by Peter Beeston. Additional material written by Andrew Calow
Performed By: Andrew Martin, Andy Finnerty, Graham Rodgers, Carol Mac,  Andrew Hopton, Alan Robinson, David Cox, and Deena Lees.
Copyright © 2009 – A Cornucopia Production

And so, after 12 original shows, that was it. I had become too much of a danger to the people around me, to the people I loved, even to the people of Sheffield Live! whom I was rather indifferent to. So I handed in the CD containing the ‘best of show‘, collected all my belongings in a rucksack and made my way out of town. I wasn’t sure where I would go, or who would have me, but I knew one thing for sure. The monster that dwelled within me, the monster called ‘cornucopia’, wasn’t yet dead.

Cornucopia Radio Show 11

The Cornucopia Radio Show: Episode 11
“The Very Least Of Season 1″
Created, Edited and Produced By Peter Beeston

Section 1: Temple of Radio Doom, Written by Peter Beeston and Nick Draper. Performed by Nick Draper, Peter Beeston, Nick Card, Becky Virgo & Andrew Hopton. Music: Anything Goes}- Kate Capshaw.
Section 2: Ready Steady Cook: Written and performed by Jason Turner.
Section 3: Torture!: Written and Performed by Andrew Costa.
Section 4: Cpod. Written by Peter Beeston, performed by Graham Rodgers.
Section 5: SatNav. Written By Peter Beeston.
Section 6: Evel Knevil. Written and Performed by Matt MacAtteer.
Section 7: AnswerPhone!. Written and performed by Arron Weedal.
Section 8: Sheffield Shipping Forecast. Written and performed by Duncan Miller.
Section 9: Chicken Fox & Grain. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston and Greg Harris.
Section 10: Banksy: Superhero! Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston, Nick Draper, Andrew Costa & Roderick Shearer.
Section 11: Number Countdown. Written by Peter Beeston and Performed by Andrew Hopton.
Section 12: Blue Song. Written By Andrew Costa. Performed by Andrew Costa & Peter Beeston.
Section 13: Warning Message. Written By Peter Beeston. Performed by Joanne Mateer.
Section 14: Hedron: Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston and Andrew Costa.
Section 15: Cruel Shows: Written By Steve Martin. Performed by Deborah Egan, Joanne Mateer and Graham Rodgers.
Section 16: Ronnie Corbett: Relax Tape. Written and performed by Jason Turner.
Section 17: Work: Rubbish. Written and Performed by Nick Card.
Section 18: War! Written and Performed by Andrew Costa.
Section 19: Funk Party: Written by Peter Beeston.
Section 20: Horoscope: Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Nikki Shanahan.
Section 21: Mad Mud. Written and Performed by Andrew Costa.
Section 22: End Stuff. Written by Peter Beeston.

All material was originally broadcast on SheffieldLive
Copyright © 2009. A Cornucopia Production.