There’s nothing worse the employment discrimination. A person should always be judged on the ability to do the job they’ve applied for. Sex, colour, disability; these issues should never, ever be a consideration. Which is why during the interview process for our new human resources assistant, I did my very best to make sure I viewed everybody on an equal and fair playing field. So when Dobbin came in, I viewed him in the same way I would any other potential employee. I mean yes, he was pantomime horse; that was obvious. He had those big comedy eyes with the large fluttery eyebrows but he arrived early for the interview and presented an impressive CV. He wore a sign around his neck saying “One clip-clop for yes” “Two clip-clops for no”. The interview went incredibly well and I was very impressed by the ‘clip-clops‘ he gave…

Oh by the way, this podcast has a little DIY, Snooker, TV licensing letters and some care of the elderly; just thought you’d like to know.

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Credits: Produced, Written and Edited by Peter Beeston. Additional material written by Jason Turner, Phill Mason and Graham Marshall.
Performed By: Peter Beeston, Nick Card, Jason Tuner, Phill Mason, Chris Drury & David Cox. Musical Interludes by: Cassetteboy
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