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Fishing: Broadcast January 14th 2009

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Phil Barton David Reid
Frank Barton Christopher Bellamy
Kath Kerry Marriott
Sheila Lynn Rishworth
Doctor Wendy Davies
Nurse Bently Sangita Basudev
Auxiliary Nurse Rex Davies
Man on Canal Nick Card
Man in Chip Shop Jason Turner
Brenda Becky Virgo

Credits: Written By Paul Kenny.
Edited, Produced and Directed by Peter Beeston
Copyright © 2009 – A Cornucopia Production.

The House: Broadcast January 7th 2009

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Nick Card: Poetry, Prose & lead Vocals
Geoffrey Card: The Landlord
David Zezulka: Prospective Tennant
Jess Falk: Additional House Viewer“
Nick Card: Writer, Producer, Editor
Peter Beeston: Sound Engineer, Production Assistant, Script Editor
Thanks to: Jamie Stephenson, Wakefield Poetry Access Group & Amnesty International.
Copyright © 2009 – A Cornucopia Production.

Copyright © 2009. A Cornucopia Production.

Halloween Special 2009: Broadcast October 31st 2009

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Section 1: An Insight into Halloween – Written by Peter Beeston: StarringAndrew Martin & Andy Finnerty
Section 2: The House Call – Re-Written by Peter Beeston: Starring Graham Rodgers
Section 3: Flat Pack World – Written By Peter: Starring David Cox
Section 4: A Mars a Day – Re-Written by Peter Beeston: Andrew Hopton, Alan Robinson
Section 5: An Urban Voice – Written by Andrew Callow. Performed by Carol Mac
Section 6: The Macguffin (halloween edit) – Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Dina Lees

All written material performed on the show is copyrighted to “Cornucopia Productions” unless otherwise specified.

Copyright © 2009. A Cornucopia Production.

The Elventh Show: Broadcast February 8th 2009

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Section 1: Temple of Radio Doom, Written by Peter Beeston and Nick Draper. Performed by Nick Draper, Peter Beeston, Nick Card, Becky Virgo & Andrew Hopton. Music: Anything Goes}- Kate Capshaw.
Section 2: Ready Steady Cook: Written and performed by Jason Turner.
Section 3: Torture!: Written and Performed by Andrew Costa.
Section 4: Cpod. Written by Peter Beeston, performed by Graham Rodgers.
Section 5: SatNav. Written By Peter Beeston.
Section 6: Evel Knevil. Written and Performed by Matt MacAtteer.
Section 7: AnswerPhone!. Written and performed by Arron Weedal.
Section 8: Sheffield Shipping Forecast. Written and performed by Duncan Miller.
Section 9: Chicken Fox & Grain. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston and Greg Harris.
Section 10: Banksy: Superhero! Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston, Nick Draper, Andrew Costa & Roderick Shearer.
Section 11: Number Countdown. Written by Peter Beeston and Performed by Andrew Hopton.
Section 12: Blue Song. Written By Andrew Costa. Performed by Andrew Costa & Peter Beeston.
Section 13: Warning Message. Written By Peter Beeston. Performed by Joanne Mateer.
Section 14: Hedron: Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston and Andrew Costa.
Section 15: Cruel Shows: Written By Steve Martin. Performed by Deborah Egan, Joanne Mateer and Graham Rodgers.
Section 16: Ronnie Corbett: Relax Tape. Written and performed by Jason Turner.
Section 17: Work: Rubbish. Written and Performed by Nick Card.
Section 18: War! Written and Performed by Andrew Costa.
Section 19: Funk Party: Written by Peter Beeston.
Section 20: Horoscope: Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Nikki Shanahan.
Section 21: Mad Mud. Written and Performed by Andrew Costa.
Section 22: End Stuff. Written by Peter Beeston.

The Tenth Show: Broadcast December 8th 2008

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A Bunch of Thieving Bankers: Starring

Gavin Hodge, as The Lawyer
Andrew Costa aka Mud, as Santa Clause
Nick Draper, as The Bank Letter
Phillip Mason, as Tim the Banker
Simon Green, as Mark the Banker
Lucy Meldrum, as Sue the Banker
And Sangita Basudev, as Alice the Banker

The Ninth Show: Broadcast November 11th 2008

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Section 1: Ophelia: Performed and written by Becky Virgo
Section 2: The Devils Typewriter. Written by Peter Beeston, performed by Andrew Costa
Section 3: Feast of Flesh. Written and performed by Chris Drury.
Section 4: Everything Will be Okay. Written by Peter Beeston, performed by Nikki Shanahan
Section 5: The Chalice and the Crimson Soul. Written and performed by Chris Drury.
Section 6: Chicken, Fox & Grain. Written and Performed by Peter Beeston and Greg Harris.
Section 7: The Devil. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Rex Davies.
Section 8: Gloomy Sunday. Read by Sangita Basudev.
Section 9: You’re Going to Die. Read by Vito Acconci

The Eighth Show: Broadcast October 13th 2008

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The Archie and Cilla Show: Starring

Matt MacAteer as Ray Christmas
Robert Beard, The Narrator
David Reid, Robert the Bruce Lee
Rex Davies, Archie
Wendy Davies, Cilla
Peter Beeston, Leo
Philo Holland, Vincent
Andrew Costa, played The Suit and The Big Boss
Greg Harris, The Prime Minister
Geoffrey Card & David Zezulka were the Businessmen
Val Monti, was The Radio Reporter
Nick Card, Civil Servant
Ian Brome and Richard Crowther were the Holigans
And Kerry Marriott was the Thatchagoggi adverts and End Credits

The Seventh Show: Broadcast September 8th 2008

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Section 1: Anthony Worrall Thompson “Cunt!” Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Jason Turner.
Section 2: History of The World: Police! Written by Peter Beeston Performed by Andrew Costa
Section 3: Things Brian Blessed Can’t do: Written and Performed by Arron Weedal
Section 4: Northern Clichés. Written by Peter Beeston, performed by Nick Card
Section 5: Corbet Announcements. Written and Performed by Jason Turner
Section 6: Guess the Year. Performed by Peter Beeston and Nick Draper
Section 7: Courtroom Gavin 1. Written and performed by Jason Turner.
Section 8: Godzilla Vs Psychotherapy. Written by Peter Beeston, Performed by Peter Beeston and Nick Card.
Section 9: Motorway 1. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Jason Turner.
Section 10: Courtroom Gavin 2. Written and performed by Jason Turner.
Section 11: Answer phone. Written and Performed by Arron Weedal
Section 12: Rap Battle. Written and Performed by Chris Bellamy
Section 13: Joke Opera. Written and Performed by Andrew Costa and Deborah Egan
Section 14: Music:} Guyz Nite. Die Hard: www.myspace.com/ guyznite
Section 15: Newz: Written and performed by Jason Turner.
Section 16: Emily. Written by Graham Marshall
Section 17: News at Zen. Written by Nick Card. Performed by Nick Card and Andrew Costa.

The Sixth Show: Broadcast July 14th 2008

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Section 1: Sheffield/Manhattan Performed by Peter Beeston, written by Woody Allen
Section 2: Mars Lander. Written by Peter Beeston, Performed by Graham Rodgers
Section 3: Music/ Tall Glass Water O’Water/ By Stephen Lynch
Section 4: High Priced Fuel. Written by Peter Beeston, Performed by Peter Beeston and Greg
Section 5: Pipe Director. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Chris Dury, Nikki Shanahan, Micky T and Peter Beeston
Section 6: Music/Light Beer/ By Parry Grip
Section 7: Dumb Lawsuits. Written by Nick Drapper. Performed by Nick Drapper and Andrew Costa.
Section 8: Horoscopes. Written by Peter Beeston (Influenced by The Onion) Performed by Nikki Shanahan
Section 9: Music/ Akoustika (cornucopia remix)/by Trellis
Section 10: Ass Director. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Chris Dury, Paul Amber, Micky T and Peter Beeston
Section 11: Hadron Collider. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston and Andrew Costa

The Fifth Show: Heaven Sent Broadcast June 9th 2008

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Created, Written and Produced By Peter Beeston
Starring Peter Beeston as himself
and Becky Virgo as “The Angel”

The Fouth Show: Broadcast May 12th 2008

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Section 1: Answer Machine Written and performed by Peter Beeston
Section 2: Continuity Announcements, written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Roderick Shearer and Wendy Davies
Section 3: Office Zombies: Written By Peter Beeston, Performed by Nick Card
Section 4: Music/ Kill the Zombies by Andrew Pants
Section 5: Mud Staples. Written and Performed by Andrew Costa
Section 6: CPod. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Graham Rodgers.
Section 7: Music / Mr Fancy Pants, by Jonathan Coulton
Section 8: Shit Stalker. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston and Kerry Marriott.
Section 9: Voices of No Reason. Written by Andrew Costa. Performed by Andrew Costa, Peter Beeston, Kerry Marriott and Deborah Egan.
Section 10: Church Mice: Written by Roderick Shearer. Performed by Nick Card and Roderick Shearer.
Section 11: Music/ Up Your Butt with a Coconut. By Parry Grip
Section 12: The Final Betrayal of Evel Knievel. Written and Performed by Matthew McAteer
Section 13: Banksy! Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston, Roderick Shearer, Andrew Costa & Nick Draper.
Section 14: Music/ Stop That Pigeon by Reverend Horton Heat
Section 15: Fruit Machines Written By Peter Beeston. Performed by Rex Davies, Wendy Davies and Peter Beeston

The Third Show: Broadcast Aprill 7th 2008

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Section 1: The Couch Written and performed by Peter Beeston and Andrew Hopton.
Section 2: Ronnie Corbett Says Hello. Written and Performed by Jason Turner
Section 3: Intro / Music “Release the Hounds” by Hans Zimmer
Section 4: History of The World: Font War!! Written by Peter Beeston Performed by Andrew Costa
Section 5: Creation, written and performed by Nick Card.
Section 6: How to Drink. Written by Peter Beeston performed by Andrew Costa
Section 7: Music /Eleanor Rigby (Radio Soulwax remix)
Section 8: Art for Art’s Sake. Written and Performed by Peter Beeston and Nick Card.
Section 9: Mud Goes Crazy. Written and Performed by Andrew Costa
Section 10: Music /Big Sale by Parry Grip
Section 11: Classic Ready Steady Cook. Written and performed by Jason Turner.
Section 12: Cruel Shoes: Written by Steve Martin. Performed by Deborah Egan, Graham Rodgers, Joanne Mateer and Peter Beeston.
Section 13: Shit Brown Lace. Written and performed by Matthew McAteer
Section 14: Nick’s Internet Reviews. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Nick Draper
Section 15: Now, written and performed by Nick Card.
Section 16: Music /Interlude by Ben Folds
Section 17: End Credits. Music / Raising Arizona by Carter Burwell
Section 18: Number Countdown. Written by Peter Beeston, performed by Andrew Hopton
Section 19: Yodelling Intro. Written by Peter Beeston performed by Andrew Hopton
Section 20: Music / Chicken Yodelling by Unknown

The Second Show: Broadcast March 10th 2008

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Section 1: Radio War! Written and performed by Peter Beeston. Music O’Fortune by Carl Orff
Section 2: The History Of Rome. Written by Peter Beeston and starring Andrew Costa
Section 3: Music. Anarchy before I Die (The Who / Sex Pistols)
Section 4: Mud Whips out an Eyeball. Written and Performed by Andrew Costa
Section 5: Torture. Written and Performed by Andrew Costa
Section 6: Spam Email 1. Performed by Joanne Mateer
Section 7: Philosophy Funk Party. Written by Peter Beeston
Section 8: Desire / An Invitation by Liz Price
Section 9: The Great Gusto. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Joanne Mateer, Andrew Costa, Deborah Egan and Peter Beeston.
Section 10: Mud Whips out another Eyeball. Written and Performed by Andrew Costa
Section 11: Ronnie Corbett and George Taki adverts. Written and performed by Jason Turner
Section 12: Music: Fried Chicken by Parry Gripp
Section 13: Flat Pack. Written and performed by Peter Beeston, with David Cox.
Section 14: Spam email 2. Performed by Deborah Egan.
Section 15: The Enemy are here. Written and Performed by Andrew Costa
Section 16: “Holmes and Gardens” Written, Edited and Performed by “Random Acts”
Section 17: Music: Tank by the Seatbelts
Section 18: Dreamscape. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Andrew Costa, Nick Draper, Andrew Hopton, David Cox, Deborah Egan and Peter Beeston. Music, Acceptance by the Polyphonic Spree
Section 19: Public warning. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Joanne Mateer.

The First Show: Broadcast February 11th 2008

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Section 1: Pitch Idea – Featuring: Peter Beeston and Graham Rodgers
Section 2: History of the World – The Internet Written by Peter Beeston – Starring Andrew Costa
Music: Rock around the clock 30 second Version
Section 3: Anthony Worrell Thompson on Interactive 2: Written and Performed By Jason Turner
Music: Chaplin Snakker remixed by Lasse Gjertsen
Section 4: DJ Boxing – Featuring Peter Beeston and Andrew Hopton Written by Peter Beeston
Music: American Money by the Seatbelts
Music: Still Alive- Theme from Portal by Jonathan Coulton
Section 5: Ice age to Melt Water, Written and Performed by Becky Virgo
Section 6: Sheffield Shipping Forecast, written and performed by Duncan Miller
Section 7: Our Favourite Websites. Presented by Nick Draper. Written by Peter Beeston.
Section 8: History of the World – The Moon Written by Peter Beeston – Starring Andrew Costa
Section 9: Directors Commentary – Performed by Graham Rodgers written by Peter Beeston
Section 10: End Credits Music Building the Deathcoaster By Joseph LoDuca
Section 11: Pitch Idea – Featuring: Peter Beeston and Graham Rodgers