Our story takes place the night before Christmas, outside the magical and wondrous structure that is Santa’s Workshop. It is a scene of busy preparation and anticipation, as a year’s worth of hard work finally comes to fruition! So as Santa’s little helpers run around checking every final detail, and Santa himself suits up for... Read More »

Outsiders might see the magic forest as an enchanted place; full of amazement and wonder. But for the people that have to walk these cobbles? Well, they see it all a bit differently. They know all to well that you don’t have to scratch very far to discover the criminal scum lurking behind every toadstool.... Read More »

We're proud to present, a new selection of some of the most unusual and amazing adventures to befall our favorite pipe smoking detective. Written by the ever insightful Christopher... Read More »

Have you ever felt the hairs on the back of your neck stand up, the chills going up your spine until you feel like you have to shake this feeling off your back? No matter how silly it feels? Or how about those times when you feel like someone is looking over your shoulder? So... Read More »

The following show contains violent scenes, acts of a sexual nature and strong language throughout. It might also contain flashing imagery and small traces of nuts. It is unsuitable for children, pets, old people, pregnant mothers, gay people, straight people, bisexual people, white people, black people, people of any skin colour, people with skin, people... Read More »

On this weeks radio show, We host a panel discussion to ask if we really are too soft on them. Maybe they need locking up and the key throwing away. Then the key finding again, and then burying in concrete; then sent into space and finally back in time. At this point we should go... Read More »

Due to an accident involving a decapitated head and copy of the ‘Oxford English Dictionary’; this weeks ‘Cornucopia Radio Show’ has been cancelled and replaced with a drama set in a small Welsh weaving shed looking at the events leading up to the abdication of Edward VIII through the eyes of a professional footballer and... Read More »

Due to lack of bandwith in this edition of our website, there is, regrettably, no room to give details about this weeks ‘Cornucopia Radio Show’ in the allotted amount of webspace available, due to the shortage of available data, except to say that the usual allocation is normally larger than... Read More »

Who is faster than a speeding stock market crash, more powerful than a government bailout, and able to leap tall unemployment figures in a single bound? Yes! It’s ‘Commander Awesome & Liberty Lad’ and in times of severe fiduciary strife; they are the only superhero duo you will ever need (especially if you’re also a... Read More »

Poison is on the stereo, the guitar is plugged into the console and the biscuit-tin is all but empty. This is “Biscuits for Tea“, the story of two young flatmates who have recently left university and now find themselves considering what life might have in store next. Faced with broken relationships, dead end jobs, empty... Read More »

It is said that Pheidippides, an Athenian herald, was sent to Sparta to request help when the Persians landed at Marathon, running 150 miles in just two days. After this, he then ran another 25 miles from the battlefield near the town of Marathon to Athens to announce the Greek victory over Persia in the... Read More »

The meaning of ‘Three’ is all about the union of two parts to create a unique whole. That point of union forms the fruit of knowledge; it is our access point to unlimited potential. Because if ‘One’ represents force, and ‘Two’ represents an opening, then ‘Three’ is the birthing of true wisdom through a forced... Read More »