And so, after 12 original shows, that was it. I had become too much of a danger to the people around me, to the people I loved, even to the people of Sheffield Live! whom I was rather indifferent to. So I handed in the CD containing the ‘best of show‘, collected all my belongings in a rucksack and made my way out of town. I wasn’t sure where I would go, or who would have me, but I knew one thing for sure. The monster that dwelled within me, the monster called ‘cornucopia’, wasn’t yet dead.

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The Cornucopia Radio Show: Episode 11
“The Very Least Of Season 1″
Created, Edited and Produced By Peter Beeston

Section 1: Temple of Radio Doom, Written by Peter Beeston and Nick Draper. Performed by Nick Draper, Peter Beeston, Nick Card, Becky Virgo & Andrew Hopton. Music: Anything Goes}- Kate Capshaw.
Section 2: Ready Steady Cook: Written and performed by Jason Turner.
Section 3: Torture!: Written and Performed by Andrew Costa.
Section 4: Cpod. Written by Peter Beeston, performed by Graham Rodgers.
Section 5: SatNav. Written By Peter Beeston.
Section 6: Evel Knevil. Written and Performed by Matt MacAtteer.
Section 7: AnswerPhone!. Written and performed by Arron Weedal.
Section 8: Sheffield Shipping Forecast. Written and performed by Duncan Miller.
Section 9: Chicken Fox & Grain. Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston and Greg Harris.
Section 10: Banksy: Superhero! Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston, Nick Draper, Andrew Costa & Roderick Shearer.
Section 11: Number Countdown. Written by Peter Beeston and Performed by Andrew Hopton.
Section 12: Blue Song. Written By Andrew Costa. Performed by Andrew Costa & Peter Beeston.
Section 13: Warning Message. Written By Peter Beeston. Performed by Joanne Mateer.
Section 14: Hedron: Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Peter Beeston and Andrew Costa.
Section 15: Cruel Shows: Written By Steve Martin. Performed by Deborah Egan, Joanne Mateer and Graham Rodgers.
Section 16: Ronnie Corbett: Relax Tape. Written and performed by Jason Turner.
Section 17: Work: Rubbish. Written and Performed by Nick Card.
Section 18: War! Written and Performed by Andrew Costa.
Section 19: Funk Party: Written by Peter Beeston.
Section 20: Horoscope: Written by Peter Beeston. Performed by Nikki Shanahan.
Section 21: Mad Mud. Written and Performed by Andrew Costa.
Section 22: End Stuff. Written by Peter Beeston.

All material was originally broadcast on SheffieldLive
Copyright © 2009. A Cornucopia Production.