‘A Simple How To’

Join us today as we listen to Seraphina Winters & Damien Green tell you the simplest and easiest ways to join ‘The Temple Of ≈̶͙͍͕̜͓̳̠̰͎̒̓͌̏̐̕͘͝͝≅̵̛̗̝̈́̾̋̈́͑̽̽͛̈͜≈̴̧͓͕͓͇̱̈̌̇̇̍̾ͅ≅̴̪̇͒̑̃א̴͖̦̖͉̼͎̳͌͝” by performing all the relevant initiation rituals infront of the esteemed elder council. If you’re lucky (and are good at cleaning up blood) then you too could be purged. However if you’re unlucky, then you better make sure you’re prepared to become one with the void!

Please Note: The work for this audio presentation was taken from the 1982 78rpm album ‘Welcome To The Temple’ (Released By RCA Victor) in which two members of the temple attempt tell the listener what will be required to join the order. Strangely, the two presenters were never heard or seen again after this studio recording. Also an unusual audio phenomenon means that the name of their lord can never be clearly heard being spoken by them. This happened with all the vinyl pressings of this album and also continues to happen with any new future audio recording attempts.

CAST:
Charlie Gascoyn as Seraphina Winters
Pip Mason as Damien Green

MUSIC:
Featuring extracts from ‘Agony’, ‘Hallowed Ground’ & ‘I Can’t Take This‘ By Scott Arc 

CREDITS:
Written By Elijah Gabriel
Directed & Edited by Peter Beeston
Sound Effects via: www.freesound.org

Re-Issued 1980’s VHS Tape Version Via Youtube

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