Category: Comedy

Space. The final job before I quit. These are the voyages of ‘UK Space Agency Engineering Pod Number 46’. My five-year mission: to explore the ten square metres I’m trapped inside, seek out Pluto and boldly go switch off a lightbulb. If it’s still on...

Welcome to our completed 22 part scifi audiofiction sitcom series ‘Pod To Pluto’ and say hello to ‘Jemima Belafonte’ and her ‘Pod’ computer. As they both try and keep each other company during a very long 4.6 billion mile trip to Pluto!

Come join Jemima Belafonte and her ‘Pod’ computer in their very own comic strip, as they try and keep each other company during a very long 4.6 billion mile trip to Pluto to go turn off a lightbulb that someone has carelessly left on.

We also have the cast voicing these three comic strips and bringing them to life. Plus other performers around the world have helped us with translations and so you can now read & hear Jemima struggle with life in deep space in both French and Japanese.

Welcome to the “Bernie Clifton Podcast”, a riotous and unpredictable comedy show recorded in front of a live audience in glorious Sheffield once every month. We’ve got special guests joining us from the world of showbiz, comedy and entertainment on each episode. They’ll be chatting with Bernie and talking about what they’re thinking, feeling, doing & everything else inbetween!

Join us today as we listen to Seraphina Winters & Damien Green tell you the simplest and easiest ways to join ‘The Temple Of ≈̶͙͍͕̜͓̳̠̰͎̒̓͌̏̐̕͘͝͝≅̵̛̗̝̈́̾̋̈́͑̽̽͛̈͜≈̴̧͓͕͓͇̱̈̌̇̇̍̾ͅ≅̴̪̇͒̑̃א̴͖̦̖͉̼͎̳͌͝” by performing all the relevant initiation rituals infront of the esteemed elder council. If you’re lucky (and are good at cleaning up blood) then you too could be purged. However if you’re unlucky, then you better make sure you’re prepared to become one with the void!

It’s the ‘improv panel show’ that you just couldn’t make up, as four panelists race against a time limit of three minutes to reach a destination! They begin from different starting points and use an assortment of companions, objects and modes of transport, but must keep everything together with them when they travel. They also have to overcome their opponent, provided by another panelist, who will fire off obstacles to try and stop them from reaching their goal! 

I’ve never had any luck. Infact, my entire life has been plagued by bad luck. It just follows me around like a bad smell. I was born unlucky, and it’s followed me around ever since. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not bitter and I wouldn’t swap my life for the world, but couldn’t I have just a bit of what other people have?

Dylan and Blodwyn are sat on a Welsh mountainside about to start their weekly picnic. However the picnic basket remains closed, and we can only but guess what they’ve brought along to eat. Who knows, perhaps they’ve forgotten to bring anything at all? It’s happened before.

They’ve been sat in silence for some time now. The sky remaining overcast and the air hanging heavy and thick. Suddenly; Blodwyn recalls the question she wanted to ask. The questions she knew she had to ask. She turns to Dylan and begins to speak…