The Tight Ann Hic
Declan Deck has invented something which he feels will change the very nature of what we consider ‘standing’ and what we consider ‘sitting’. He calls it an ‘easy-to-erect-and-collapse-one-size-fits-all-canvas-covered-chair’ (although he’s flexible on future name changes)
He thinks that perhaps a soon-to-be-launched, metal-clad, yet unsinkable boat (featuring four funnels, five decks & one lifeboat), will be the perfect place to demonstrate his new sessio-esque device. But somewhere, out in the Mid-Atlantic, sits a lonely and tone-deaf iceberg; who has a very different idea…