Welcome to the “Bernie Clifton Podcast”, a riotous and unpredictable comedy show recorded in front of a live audience in glorious Sheffield once every month. We’ve got special guests joining us from the world of showbiz, comedy and entertainment on each episode. They’ll be chatting with Bernie and talking about what they’re thinking, feeling, doing & everything else inbetween!
Join us today as we listen to Seraphina Winters & Damien Green tell you the simplest and easiest ways to join ‘The Temple Of ≈̶͙͍͕̜͓̳̠̰͎̒̓͌̏̐̕͘͝͝≅̵̛̗̝̈́̾̋̈́͑̽̽͛̈͜≈̴̧͓͕͓͇̱̈̌̇̇̍̾ͅ≅̴̪̇͒̑̃א̴͖̦̖͉̼͎̳͌͝” by performing all the relevant initiation rituals infront of the esteemed elder council. If you’re lucky (and are good at cleaning up blood) then you too could be purged. However if you’re unlucky, then you better make sure you’re prepared to become one with the void!
Deep underneath the waves of the ocean, two young women are on an adventure to see what hides within these hidden dark depths. Yet, danger lurks across this alternative steampunk world and soon Evie and Savannah realise that their submersible might also become their permanent tomb. So as the lights slowly fail and the air becomes colder, the only thing left between these two best friends are hidden secrets and forgotten emotions…
How would you spend the last few moments of your existence? Would it be with the one you love? Also more importantly, what would you vote as the best song ever to celebrate the end of the world?
For centuries man has been fascinated by stories and once in a while, when the stars align, out of the rich tapestry of yarns comes a legend. This is The Legend of Nic and Joe!
Nic Bowden and Joe Lister-Streep play Joe Lister-Streep and Nic Bowden; two struggling sitcom writers with a deadline to meet, but a severe case of writer’s block. This is hardly surprising though as most of their time is spent becoming embroiled in a series of hair-brained schemes, meeting a plethora of colourful characters and indulging in a spot of casual violence. It’s wacky, it’s fun, it’s crazy, it’s outrageous. It’s about 30 minutes too long…
The most important thing about the ‘Cornucopia Olympic Special’ is not just to produce ‘Good Audio’, but to produce ‘Great Audio’, just as the most important thing in life is not the noise, but the sound.
The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have recorded well…
Poison is on the stereo, the guitar is plugged into the console and the biscuit-tin is all but empty. This is “Biscuits for Tea“, the story of two young flatmates who have recently left university and now find themselves considering what life might have in store next. Faced with broken relationships, dead end jobs, empty bank accounts and too much spare time to fill; they quickly work out that they’ll have to help each other out if they’re to get through this. That is, as long as they don’t irritate each other to death first…